We went to the midnight showing of The Dark Knight last night. If you don’t know what that is, I’ll just say: 1) shame on you, and 2) really? wtf?
While The Dark Knight was probably one of the best experiences of my life, I can’t help but adhere to the lingering memory of one specific trailer that preceeded it at that showing. I’ve been following every piece of info on “Watchmen” (the movie depicted in said trailer), but up until now the world has been denied even a teaser trailer. Well, the wait is over. Check out this slice of fried gold (yes, I just quoted Shaun of the Dead… and Hott Fuzz):
This will almost certainly turn out to be the next over-hyped/played video on the interwebs. If this little idiot was my son I’d probably take him out back and shoot him. Some kids play video games waaaaaaaaaaay too much, and as a result are turning things like books into dead forms of entertainment. This kid takes things even further… complete, pathetic obsession.
I will give him credit for his attention to detail though. He did a great job replicating those weapons. He’s still a nut-job though.
Dina and I took Cedric to my Aunt and Uncle’s 25th wedding anniversary party tonight. It was a blast. Lots of dancing and drinking… both were in full force tonight.
Most of these pics are of Cedric (can you blame me?). Hope that you guys get a laugh from them. We sure did.
Momma teaching the little man to dance.
My grandparents sharing a moment. I love you guys.
Cedric and Matthew dancing it up a bit.
Rainey (My mother’s Fiancee… not sure I spelled his name correctly) dancing with Cedric.
Dina getting her groove on with my cousins and other girls who I don’t know.
Cedric getting his mini-groove on with the ladies… he makes me look so bad.
Musical chairs… Cedric won the whole sha-bang. While I’m on the subject I’ll say that both myself and my cousin-in-law (is that even a real title?), Sam, both helped to take Muck and Lisa –whose party this was– out of the game. Yeah… we owned you at your own party!!!
“You know I got this shit in the bag, bitches” –Cedric (just prior to his musical chairs victory)
…no he didn’t really say that.
Me burying my face in the chest of my sister’s boyfriend, Tim. I felt so safe there. Tim… call me.
My sister, Erin, and I dancing to Rihanna’s “Umbrella” song. Tia, I had a great time with you tonight! Love ya!
No idea what these guys are trying to perform in order to save their manhood in the following video. My best guess is that they are attempting to recite a tongue-twister as quickly as they can, but I’m not 100% on that. Anyway, only one of them succeeds in doing whatever it is, while the rest of them are forever rendered incapable of fathering a child. I suppose that’s a good thing considering that they were stupid enough to sign up for this show in the first place. Awesome video, even if it has been around forever.
This second video is my favorite of them all (and believe me, I’ve seen a shniz-load of japanese game and prank shows). Like the first one I posted here, this video is a bit old, but if you haven’t seen it… well, it’s new to you. Make sure you aren’t drinking anything when you watch this because it will shoot out your nose.
Christians. Why the hell can’t they just leave everyone to worship — or not worship — in their own way. Why do they have to do things like protest at Heath Ledger’s funeral because he portrayed a homosexual in a movie? Why do they feel obligated to stand outside of public places handing out leaflets that tell us why we will be going to hell if we don’t take Jesus into our hearts? Why can’t they just mind their own business and focus on THEIR OWN relationship with God?
I’m trying not to get really angry here. Religion and I have had our issues for quite some time. It all stems from that time when Religion and I were downing shots of Tequila and chasing them with Bourbon. I don’t know how it happend, but somehow we got on the topic of my mother, and Religion started making up all these rude things about her. I won’t go into details but I will say that we haven’t spoken since. DAMN YOU, RELIGION! I AM NOT ADOPTED! MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!
I’m done kidding. Here is the real reason for this post: a video of some Christian asshole whose name I will not bother to commit to memory. He goes on this whole rant about how George Carlin is burning in Hell, and how he is begging for God’s mercy… so on and so forth. It’s psychotic.
For the first time in our nations history an African-American has taken the Democrat nomination (presumtively). Wow… I still can’t believe that this is happening. It’s no secret that I am a hard-core Barack Obama supporter, and I am so happy to report that he will likely get the nomination of my political party. He’s about to speak on CNN right now so I won’t take long here. No words can possibly describe how overwhelmingly amazing this is. As I said in the title of this post: we are living history!!!
Expect me to post his, and possibly Senator Clinton’s, speeches here in an update to come later tonight.
[UPDATE] Here you go, the greatest speech I’ve ever heard. I watched it last night with Dina and D’Anna, and by the end of it we were all hugging like idiots.
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